Yesterday in the pub, before a few beers of course, my class teacher had included discussion of the typical tacos, we start with the English, questioning the profession that is exactly what we can "fuck" and what does not. At the end it seems that the British enjoy themselves all over the stone, because you can stick a fucking anywhere, always at risk because the tacos here are not yet completely lost its status enchanting sounds very bad thing. I think I like tacos English, have a powerful sound, try to say FUCK, before pronouncing have to fill your mouth with air and then explode in the f, downloading your hate and evil intentions, ending the word with a K, dry cutting. It is a big word, perhaps that is used by both. OfAnyway it's funny, because for us in English, the tacos are like another word, I mean for example in class when our teacher says cunt (the worst word you can say in English) hard, he should be even violent, but people nods and says the word with a side note that says, very very bad word. To us words like damn, whore, cunt, Leticia Sabater, host, etc have their own charm, its own strength and spirit of transgression, but in English we have not made those words our own. I guess about all the language of reality, but with plugs is more noticeable.
Well, anyway, the fact is that after traveling around the dark side of English, attack other languages. Students were basboth national (the Netherlands, Japan, Spain, Korea, Brazil, Turkey and France). Well, for starters, everyone knew the strip of insults and tacos in Italian, and none was Italian. Sobering. With respect to Spain, no one said well fuck the ass and take very long. Dutch is also very difficult to pronounce properly. Well, it turns out that the teacher could say penis in Japanese, we say chin chin (and providing us with it for years ...), which made them very funny to the Japanese. I then remembered a phrase that Ernesto had taught me, not knowing what it meant, but knew it was pretty wild, and starts with chin chin. It occurred to me to say it and suddenly all got rojísimas Japanese and sweaty and almost fall off the
Monday, October 25, 2004
Monday, October 4, 2004
Tattoos Representing Brazil
He served as the month here. I am already, so to speak, of the London landscape. I see some clueless confident even try, when I'm standing somewhere, wonder where it will nosedonde (deluded). Well, there was a girl asked me as going to the bus station and as soon spoke the first English word he turned and left. No, maybe I should stop buying deodorant supply.
I'll follow the usual structure in chapters
's always difficult family life
So far, at least for two weeks, still with the family. In my previous post I made a mistake, I said the lady was a widow, and it is not actually divorced, which is notsurprise me now that I know a little better. At first glance, seem friendly and polite, but the daily treatment is as evidence of cotton: not cheat. Everything can be summarized in that I can not help feeling that this is a way for them to get money and students really bother them that bunion and all his kindness is window-dressing. Moreover, if they can do a little advantage. For example, it is very funny when Ann tells me about the other students had. Nearly all speak well (on the other hand, his speech is shallow and irritating, this style to tell people that his trip to Africa says things like "oh, all those plants and animals," adorns everything with adjectives like wonderful, indescribable, irreparabletank and at the end do not know if it has gone or has read the prospectus of the travel agency), but the best talks he always says things like "it was wonderful, washed and picked up the dishwasher" or "always went down to the dog, was wonderful "or" buy me flowers or wine ... wonderful. " That nasty lady. Luckily I'm an edge because if I wanted to be a student of the month sure I touched the floor waxing or ironing shirts. Joanna, my girlfriend (who by the way yesterday is gone, bye Jo!) Drove her crazy. I'm more easygoing. But the best has been the Russian. Remember the Russian who was living with me at home, right? Well, I said I was a little strange, well, it was rare that besides a bit heavy and fussy, and how it bothered him greatly andl noise at night that people at home, instead of talk was devoted to post-it notes stuck to the style over there "no noise after 22:00." The people of the house seemed pretty bad, which I understand, is your house after all. Well, for these things and some more, but not exactly when, a major change acted as the family of Russian thought, from this to be a source of income, pound, ruble feet, to be an element harmful, a parasite to be eliminated. Everything was more or less subtle, at first Ann told me that scared him, and told me that she was a woman alone at home most of the time, and it gave him to think (I always thought it was really funny this mixture between fear and hope that older women have that llined to
From tomorrow I will start with finding hard floor.
British Food
I wish I could talk at length about British food, for better or for worse, but the truth is I can not. I can not because you can not because there is NO. There is nothing that can be called English food: if you go to most typical English pub and ask that you put the most typical English food, you serve something like battered fish and chips (fish and chips) or a piece of chicken over cheese (chicken little). And that's all. But let's see, what the fuck have made the English in all these centuries that the most sophisticated can be prepared to eat is a CroqUETA? Kings and could have left alone Buckingham Palace and spent some time on the national cuisine. And Queen Victoria in her 90 year reign, "never thought the food was crap?.
The upshot is that the English have had to resort to international cuisine to address their shortcomings, and everything is full of exotic restaurants, especially Indian food. Even the sandwiches from the supermarkets are "chicken tikka masala, tandoori, curry nosequé" and stuff. This is good, because tests many different things, but the truth is that most are a slut and know very badly. generally eats fatal. I think the problem is that here no kitchen, noNo leaving tend to be more long term. Every week the school organizes a left in the pub next door, which is inexpensive and is becoming my second home. I made friends from all over, Ukrainians, Japanese, Polish, French, Chinese, Swiss, Turkish, ... Always try to speak English, although it is clear that the (thankfully few) English we are, we know and get along.
So far there have been two interesting days of counting. The first was the principle in a meeting of students, drinking a few beers. Ah. I talk a bit about the beer. Drinking beer here is like breathing. No matter what time you go to the pub, there are always people drinking beer. And do not drink anything else, and in Spain in all p
I'll follow the usual structure in chapters
's always difficult family life
So far, at least for two weeks, still with the family. In my previous post I made a mistake, I said the lady was a widow, and it is not actually divorced, which is notsurprise me now that I know a little better. At first glance, seem friendly and polite, but the daily treatment is as evidence of cotton: not cheat. Everything can be summarized in that I can not help feeling that this is a way for them to get money and students really bother them that bunion and all his kindness is window-dressing. Moreover, if they can do a little advantage. For example, it is very funny when Ann tells me about the other students had. Nearly all speak well (on the other hand, his speech is shallow and irritating, this style to tell people that his trip to Africa says things like "oh, all those plants and animals," adorns everything with adjectives like wonderful, indescribable, irreparabletank and at the end do not know if it has gone or has read the prospectus of the travel agency), but the best talks he always says things like "it was wonderful, washed and picked up the dishwasher" or "always went down to the dog, was wonderful "or" buy me flowers or wine ... wonderful. " That nasty lady. Luckily I'm an edge because if I wanted to be a student of the month sure I touched the floor waxing or ironing shirts. Joanna, my girlfriend (who by the way yesterday is gone, bye Jo!) Drove her crazy. I'm more easygoing. But the best has been the Russian. Remember the Russian who was living with me at home, right? Well, I said I was a little strange, well, it was rare that besides a bit heavy and fussy, and how it bothered him greatly andl noise at night that people at home, instead of talk was devoted to post-it notes stuck to the style over there "no noise after 22:00." The people of the house seemed pretty bad, which I understand, is your house after all. Well, for these things and some more, but not exactly when, a major change acted as the family of Russian thought, from this to be a source of income, pound, ruble feet, to be an element harmful, a parasite to be eliminated. Everything was more or less subtle, at first Ann told me that scared him, and told me that she was a woman alone at home most of the time, and it gave him to think (I always thought it was really funny this mixture between fear and hope that older women have that llined to
From tomorrow I will start with finding hard floor.
British Food
I wish I could talk at length about British food, for better or for worse, but the truth is I can not. I can not because you can not because there is NO. There is nothing that can be called English food: if you go to most typical English pub and ask that you put the most typical English food, you serve something like battered fish and chips (fish and chips) or a piece of chicken over cheese (chicken little). And that's all. But let's see, what the fuck have made the English in all these centuries that the most sophisticated can be prepared to eat is a CroqUETA? Kings and could have left alone Buckingham Palace and spent some time on the national cuisine. And Queen Victoria in her 90 year reign, "never thought the food was crap?.
The upshot is that the English have had to resort to international cuisine to address their shortcomings, and everything is full of exotic restaurants, especially Indian food. Even the sandwiches from the supermarkets are "chicken tikka masala, tandoori, curry nosequé" and stuff. This is good, because tests many different things, but the truth is that most are a slut and know very badly. generally eats fatal. I think the problem is that here no kitchen, noNo leaving tend to be more long term. Every week the school organizes a left in the pub next door, which is inexpensive and is becoming my second home. I made friends from all over, Ukrainians, Japanese, Polish, French, Chinese, Swiss, Turkish, ... Always try to speak English, although it is clear that the (thankfully few) English we are, we know and get along.
So far there have been two interesting days of counting. The first was the principle in a meeting of students, drinking a few beers. Ah. I talk a bit about the beer. Drinking beer here is like breathing. No matter what time you go to the pub, there are always people drinking beer. And do not drink anything else, and in Spain in all p
Mexicanas Famosas Follando A week in London
Chapter 1: The Journey
The first has been the aircraft. All very well, just note that British Airways
have leather seats and give you a sandwich, a juice and a kitkat
while in Iberia the only advantage is that the name means
cabin crew when they say the speakers.
give you realize you've entered in England when you see that are carpeted
up at the airport.
The subway was a bit more complicated. First, because when the suitcase full
(26.4 kg) did not expect to have to carry her down stairs while people push
. Then because the London Underground is a
little more rare than the Madrid and the house was on the other side of the plane
. To say nothing of my family
great son of 30 who looks like a hooligan and not understand a word they
says. They have a Jack Russell dog race (it seems
that the origin of this breed is catching rats, and I told you not approach the pooch
to McDonalds), which is great and I have fallen very
well.
Ms. us dinner, which is usually pretty good and gives us
breakfast items like cereal or toast (which breakfast
English seems to be obsolete). When I was in my sissy
room (hey, but has tele) a list of 10 commandments
the house, generally quite bland, but has a good line, translate from English
:
- If you do not ever I can make the cena, I'll let
ready for reheating in the microwave (open door to check food,
close door, put dial in 3 minutes, press the green button,
door open, eating)
living in the house two other students: a Russian
about 40 years hardly speaks English and even on top is a bit shy, so you have to
help out occasionally. Do not know if I like him or not because the truth is that almost
not speak, but it seems nice. It'll be two years
here to learn English, you must be a Russian lined those. Then there's Joanna
, who is Polish and is very nice,
has over 30 speaks English more or less like me and together we will also
to class and there to go sightseeing.
The house is not bad, but I'm looking a little
see if I can go to an apartment or something. The prices are high, but
not much, so it is feasible. The problem is that not much of
the city and its areas so I'll need a little help.
Chapter 3: Classes
The school is in an area of central London, full of
pijilla English schools. The building is large and absurdly complicated,
I miss every day, without exception, and I always find more people lost in the meantime. For example, to one of my classes (room 6)
I have to climb a ladder, enter the room 5,
find a door half hidden in the wall and then throughtwo doors. There
doors that lead to rooms, but other steps, the
services are listed in an evil way, so that when an urgent need
suffer, etc, etc. The school is pulling
guys well, and there are people from almost all nationalities. In my class we
three Japanese, one Swiss, two French, one Polish, one
Ukraine, two Chinese and me. The Chinese no one understands them.
This week we had a very nice teacher named Ed
Next week has to go and as soon
moves to Madrid (what a coincidence, eh?) Is no more. However, we
very similar hobbies and giving me your email and these days
quand can make life cheaper, there is much price difference
some other sites. A sandwich in Pret-a-manger costs 2.80, the same
tesco, although he knows a little worse, it costs 1.55. Moreover,
things like CDs, books, DVDs or even the clothes are as
Spain more or less. And there are lots of thrift stores with
very affordable prices. Dining out is more or less the same, many sites are
20 pounds (5000 pelas) up, but looking a bit
and eat for £ 10 in an almost equal.
Chapter 3: London
These days I've spent most of the time to visit tourist sites
bound, like Buckingham Palace, the Tower of London, Big Ben and the Abbey
Westminster. Are fine, but I do not dwell on this
.
not yet know much about the city, but I took a spin around the Soho and I really enjoyed
. It's like a mix of pubs, restaurants
exotic sex shops, theaters, cinemas, markets, record shops and trendy bars
. I guess part of my natural tendency to
be attracted by strange environments and / or deaf.
Regarding "cultural ".... Milk! We take a look at
TimeOut (the typical leisure magazine) and practically there is a concert
interesting day. And small, plan Morrisey, PJ Harvey, Hives,
Divine Comedy, etc. If you want to go to every concert that I crave
not have time or pcourse or money (standard price 24 pounds = 6 000
peel). Cinemas are plentiful and everything from music to cinema-style studio
, retrospectives, etc. Theatre is a lot
(for example, I think now there are 3 different representations
Chicago, an essential with David Hasselhoff).
Come on, why not miss.
Chapter 4: The English
Well see. I have no problem so far to communicate.
With more or fewer repetitions (NO little or none)
I can talk to anyone, and is always understood one. What happens is
spoken to two per hour, and try to have a conversation
interesting (not saying that had many in English, is an example)
The first has been the aircraft. All very well, just note that British Airways
have leather seats and give you a sandwich, a juice and a kitkat
while in Iberia the only advantage is that the name means
cabin crew when they say the speakers.
give you realize you've entered in England when you see that are carpeted
up at the airport.
The subway was a bit more complicated. First, because when the suitcase full
(26.4 kg) did not expect to have to carry her down stairs while people push
. Then because the London Underground is a
little more rare than the Madrid and the house was on the other side of the plane
. To say nothing of my family
great son of 30 who looks like a hooligan and not understand a word they
says. They have a Jack Russell dog race (it seems
that the origin of this breed is catching rats, and I told you not approach the pooch
to McDonalds), which is great and I have fallen very
well.
Ms. us dinner, which is usually pretty good and gives us
breakfast items like cereal or toast (which breakfast
English seems to be obsolete). When I was in my sissy
room (hey, but has tele) a list of 10 commandments
the house, generally quite bland, but has a good line, translate from English
:
- If you do not ever I can make the cena, I'll let
ready for reheating in the microwave (open door to check food,
close door, put dial in 3 minutes, press the green button,
door open, eating)
living in the house two other students: a Russian
about 40 years hardly speaks English and even on top is a bit shy, so you have to
help out occasionally. Do not know if I like him or not because the truth is that almost
not speak, but it seems nice. It'll be two years
here to learn English, you must be a Russian lined those. Then there's Joanna
, who is Polish and is very nice,
has over 30 speaks English more or less like me and together we will also
to class and there to go sightseeing.
The house is not bad, but I'm looking a little
see if I can go to an apartment or something. The prices are high, but
not much, so it is feasible. The problem is that not much of
the city and its areas so I'll need a little help.
Chapter 3: Classes
The school is in an area of central London, full of
pijilla English schools. The building is large and absurdly complicated,
I miss every day, without exception, and I always find more people
I have to climb a ladder, enter the room 5,
find a door half hidden in the wall and then throughtwo doors. There
doors that lead to rooms, but other steps, the
services are listed in an evil way, so that when an urgent need
suffer, etc, etc. The school is pulling
guys well, and there are people from almost all nationalities. In my class we
three Japanese, one Swiss, two French, one Polish, one
Ukraine, two Chinese and me. The Chinese no one understands them.
This week we had a very nice teacher named Ed
Next week has to go and as soon
moves to Madrid (what a coincidence, eh?) Is no more. However, we
very similar hobbies and giving me your email and these days
quand can make life cheaper, there is much price difference
some other sites. A sandwich in Pret-a-manger costs 2.80, the same
tesco, although he knows a little worse, it costs 1.55. Moreover,
things like CDs, books, DVDs or even the clothes are as
Spain more or less. And there are lots of thrift stores with
very affordable prices. Dining out is more or less the same, many sites are
20 pounds (5000 pelas) up, but looking a bit
and eat for £ 10 in an almost equal.
Chapter 3: London
These days I've spent most of the time to visit tourist sites
bound, like Buckingham Palace, the Tower of London, Big Ben and the Abbey
Westminster. Are fine, but I do not dwell on this
.
not yet know much about the city, but I took a spin around the Soho and I really enjoyed
. It's like a mix of pubs, restaurants
exotic sex shops, theaters, cinemas, markets, record shops and trendy bars
. I guess part of my natural tendency to
be attracted by strange environments and / or deaf.
Regarding "cultural ".... Milk! We take a look at
TimeOut (the typical leisure magazine) and practically there is a concert
interesting day. And small, plan Morrisey, PJ Harvey, Hives,
Divine Comedy, etc. If you want to go to every concert that I crave
not have time or pcourse or money (standard price 24 pounds = 6 000
peel). Cinemas are plentiful and everything from music to cinema-style studio
, retrospectives, etc. Theatre is a lot
(for example, I think now there are 3 different representations
Chicago, an essential with David Hasselhoff).
Come on, why not miss.
Chapter 4: The English
Well see. I have no problem so far to communicate.
With more or fewer repetitions (NO little or none)
I can talk to anyone, and is always understood one. What happens is
spoken to two per hour, and try to have a conversation
interesting (not saying that had many in English, is an example)
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